Gayish: 149 Jerking Off

Mike goes to a jerk-off club and talks about meeting the love of his life. Plus, jerk-off related gayta, euphemisms, and religious teachings.

In this episode: News- 8:21 || Main Topic (Jerking Off)- 14:08 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:20:15

This Monday, we’ll release our bonus Patreon segment from Fucking Dan about how he cured his premature ejaculation. Bonus content and more available at

Gayish: 148 Jocks (w/ Brock McGillis)

We cover everything from jocks, jockstraps, straight guys, and Grindr to self-hatred and suicide with our guest Brock McGillis, the first openly gay professional hockey player. Check out his upcoming TV show, This Is Shit, with RuPaul’s Drag Race alumni and star Mrs. Kasha Davis, at

In this episode: News- 6:49 || Main Topic (Jocks)- 17:32 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:05:38

Coming soon to Patreon, a bonus segment from Dan covering jockstrap mystery. Get bonus segments and episodes at

Gayish: 147 Anxiety

Kyle either has anxiety or just an extreme case of anxiety about whether he has anxiety or not. Mike only has anxiety sometimes, but when he does apparently it makes life difficult in the bedroom.  Try not to bite your nails as we talk about the all too common issue of anxiety, something that everyone deals with but especially gay people.

Gayish: 146 Daddies

Are you my Daddy? We rev up our BDE (Big Daddy Energy) to answer the all-important question of whether Mike is Daddy.

In this episode: News- 2:52 || Main Topic (Daddies)- 17:02 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:12

To get a bonus segment with Fucking Dan’s real-life daddy, who is also 12 years younger than him, go to

Gayish: 145 Hate Crimes

While Mike selfishly celebrates his birthday in Scotland, Fucking Dan steps in as co-host so he and Kyle can tell each other horribly sad hate crime stories, including the shooting at gay bar Backstreet Cafe by Ronald Gay and the murders of Michelle Abdill, Roxanne Ellis, and Scott George by Robert Acremant.

In this episode: News(ish)- 4:12 || Main Topic (Hate Crimes)- 5:39 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:43

To get a bonus segment with gayta about hate crimes, go to

Gayish: 144 Sex Hotel (w/ Davey Wavey)

We face our body image issues head on when we consider getting naked at a “sex hotel” with Davey Wavey, creator of And yes, one of us gets naked. :O

In this episode: News- 4:42 || Main Topic (Sex Hotel)- 15:30 || Davey Wavey- 27:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:18:32

Plus, more of our discussion with Davey Wavey, including how to hook up at a bathhouse, self esteem when using sex apps, and waiting in a room ass up, all available in our bonus segment available at

Gayish: 143 Fantasies

What are your fantasies? Do gay men have nastier fantasies than the straights? Where does Mike get his erotic fiction? Plus Mike/Kyle slash fiction that makes everyone deeply uncomfortable. If you’d prefer not to hear us talk sexy to each other, skip the “Slash fiction performance” section from the timestamps below.

In this episode: News- 2:30 News || Main Topic (Fantasies)- 16:36 || Slash fiction performance- 1:03:28 || Slash fiction discussion- 1:18:17 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:23:19

Plus, Fucking Dan reads a runner-up slash fiction contest entry with a twist ending! It’s posted as a bonus segment on

Gayish: 141 Spirit(s)

Mike and Kyle talk about Spirit Day, spirits, spirits, spirit animals, and the Holy Spirit.

In this episode: News- 6:23 || Main Topic [Spirit(s)]- 18:06 || Gayest & Straightest- 42:03

Also, Dan shares his sometimes terrifying experiences of being bullied growing up in our bonus segment at

Gayish: 140 Britney Spears

IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH! In spite of his resistance, Mike remembers several moments where Britney had a major impact on his life.

In this episode: News- 3:54 || Main Topic (BRITNEY SPEARS)- 14:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:15

Also, Kyle launches into full defense mode when Fucking Dan tells him why Britney is homophobic in our bonus segment available at