Gayish: 160 Butt Plugs

Butt plugs: a hole new world.

In this episode: News- 5:37 || Main Topic (Butt Plugs)- 17:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:31.

Coming Monday on our Patreon bonus segment… well, you don’t wanna miss it. Trust us.

Gayish: 159 Meditation (w/ Justin Michael Williams)

Who is your authentic self? Justin Michael Williams joins us to help us uncover a different style of meditation and figure out what is going on with that neuronal orgy in our heads.

In this episode: News- 1:10 || Main Topic (Meditation)- 15:43 || Justin Michael Williams- 23:13 || Gayest & Straightest- 58:26

On Monday, Mike and Kyle talk gay meditation retreats. Are they sexy? Are they cool? Are we going to speculate due to lack of first-hand knowledge? Find out on the bonus segment, which will be available at

Gayish: 158 Sci Fi

In this episode about Star Trek—er, I mean, science fiction, we cover Orson Scott Card, Star Trek, LGBT representation in sci-fi, Star Trek, the characters of Star Trek, and lots of specific references to Star Trek.

In this episode: News- 6:51 || Main Topic (Sci Fi)- 19:25 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:22

Then, on the bonus segment, Fucking Dan tells us about sci fi sex workers (comes out Monday!). Go to to get access to that segment and all the other bonus segments.

Gayish: 157 Ovaries (w/ If These Ovaries Could Talk)

This episode is like a kick to the ovaries. Robin Hopkins and Jaimie Kelton from the podcast If These Ovaries Could Talk join us to talk ovaries, alternative families, and eating pussy.

In this episode: News- 6:17 || Main Topic (Ovaries)- 14:01 || Guests (Robin Hopkins and Jaimie Kelton)- 20:16 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:05:27

Plus, on Monday’s bonus segment, you’ll get to listen to more of our hilarious conversation with Robin and Jaimie. Go to for early access to episodes, bonus content, and more!

Gayish: 156 Fetish Night

What is it about fetishes that irks Mike? It’s not monkeys. Or The Eagle. Or balloons. Or feet. Let’s just say, if your fetish is strict denotative adherence, you’re in for a treat.

In this episode: News- 2:31 || Main Topic (Fetish Night)- 14:32 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:28  

On the Monday bonus segment, Fucking Dan tells us about Bettie Page, the Queen of Pinups, and her connection to a Fetish Night Dan used to go to.

Gayish: 155 App Makeover (w/ Tiffany Troiano and Nicole Firestone)

Mike’s Scruff game is… wanting. Kyle tears his profile apart with the help of two experts, Tiffany Troiano and Nicole Firestone, to help his online persona reflect the amazing person we know that he is. In this episode: News- 6:44 || Main Topic (App Makeover)- 16:23 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:53 On Monday, Dan will flip the script by giving Scruff a makeover on the bonus Patreon segment,  which will be available at

Gayish: 154 Cigars

Are cigars #TotesMasc or are they pseudo-penises for your mouth? We check in on the science when we talk about the stereotypes of cigars.

In this episode: News- 1:43 || Main Topic (Cigars)- 13:30 || Gayest & Straightest- 57:46

On the Monday bonus segment, Fucking Dan talks about cigar fetishes, including his cigar fetish fantasies. Get early access to episodes an bonus content at

Gayish: 152 Fitness

You may be setting fitness goals for the new year, and we have some advice for you (and for ourselves).

Also, Richard Simmons.In this episode: News- 5:41 || Main Topic (Fitness)- 16:37 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:16:58

Coming Monday (spell “coming”), Fucking Dan talks about his own fitness journey. For early access to episodes, plus lots of bonus content, go to

Gayish: 151 Fruit

Why does fruit mean gay? Mike explains its origin in connection to a secret gay language. Plus, Urban Dictionary, Skittles, fruit booty, and more.

In this episode: News- 7:00 || Main Topic (Fruit)- 12:54 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:33

Also, Fucking Dan tells us whether pineapple really makes your cum taste better in the bonus Patreon segment, coming on Monday. Support us & get bonus content at