Gayish: 217 Jealousy

What do Mike’s ex-wife and Nick Jonas have in common? They both get jealous. (To be fair, it’s their right to be hellish.) Thanks to our Patreon Gap Bridgers for voting on this topic.

In this episode: News- 5:30 || Main Topic (Butterflies)- 17:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:15:42

On Monday’s Patreon bonus segment, Fucking Dan administers a jealously quiz to Mike and Kyle to see where their jealousy line is when in a relationship.

Gayish: 216 Butterflies 🦋

Butterflies can be a million things, like named after poop, a big ol’ bottom, Kylie Jenner’s love language, a good (or bad?) trans metaphor, a super lesbian Hong Kong film, or a song that DJ AM raps in. No matter what, we know LeVar Burton is down. 🤜🦋

In this episode: News- 9:50 || Main Topic (Butterflies)- 20:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:15:06

Get weekly bonus segments and monthly bonus episodes at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Gayish: 215 Limp Wrists

The stereotype of the limp-wristed faggot goes back to the Romans (no, for real), and it’s one example of how gay men are trained to hate themselves from a young age. We get surprisingly personal when we talk about our experience with limp wrists.

In this episode: News- 8:58 || Main Topic (Limp Wrists)- 21:05 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:43

Coming soon on the Patreon bonus segment, Fucking Dan swerves on us and talks about queercore metal bands. Oh, and he cries. Get bonus segments every week for just $5/mo!

Gayish: 214 Backwards Hats

Our most drool-worthy episode yet!

In this episode: News- 1:24 || Main Topic (Backwards Hats)- 13:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:22

I’ll be honest. The bonus segment (coming soon) is just gonna be us talking about hot guys with backwards hats. Get this and more bonus content at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Gayish: 213 Florists

This episode will be known only as the originator of the Rough Fuck Me Daddy Bouquet. And what more reason do you need to listen?

In this episode: News- 1:29 || Main Topic (Florists)- 12:03 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:10

On Monday’s bonus segment, Dan shares floral-inspired gay history about Hibiscus and The Cockettes. Bonus content at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Gayish: 212 Tattoos

Tattoos are sexy, and so is this episode. We have surprising gatya about gay men’s opinion of guys with tattoos, the meaning of biohazard tattoos, and insight from Reddit user PM_ME_UR_GAY_COCK.

In this episode: News- 3:00 || Main Topic (Tattoos)- 14:04 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:43

On Monday, Fucking Dan shares the meaning behind tattoos, including the forearm one Kyle wants.

Gayish: 211 Vacuums

Are vacuums gay? We figure out if there’s truth to Mike’s personal gay stereotype by talking about vacuum fucking, the division of household chores, a vacuum coming out story, and vacuum-based sex toys.

In this episode: News- 1:12 || Main Topic (Vacuums)- 13:56 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:10:15

Gayish: 210 Tops

Total tops. Oral tops. Short tops. Poor tops. Lesbian tops. Stone tops. Mike’s topness. Timid turtle tops. There are so many different tops inside this episode!

In this episode: News- 1:17 || Main Topic (Tops)- 18:12 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:22

And coming on Monday, Fucking Dan’s bonus segment featuring tip top top tips from his top tops! www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast

Gayish: 209 Musicals

Here’s the deal. We both like musicals. We really like musicals. But we’re not, like, super all about them. We talked about musicals. And sing some. And talk about how gay they are. Look, we did our best, okay?

Also, stick around ’til the end for a trailer of our brand new podcast, Have A Nice Gay!

In this episode: News- 3:35 || Main Topic (Musicals)- 25:08 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:05

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