Gayish: 255 Things Kyle Likes

As a counterpoint to episode 244, we’re talking all about things Kyle likes, including: a popular hazelnut spread, the phrase “no homo,” a less-but-not-completely-non-homophobic pizza chain, and taking the attention off himself. Thanks to Gap Bridger Steve Douglas for requesting this topic!

In this episode: News- 2:15 || Main Topic (Things Kyle Likes)- 14:53 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:36

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Gayish: 254 Laundry

We’ll wear this episode for two weeks, work out and sweat in it, then mail it to you in a plastic bag.

In this episode: News- 9:49 || Main Topic (Laundry)- 26:17 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:07

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Gayish: 253 World War II

Gay Nazis, the good things (?1?!!?) that came out of WWII for gay people, the creation of the Castro and gayborhoods, US’s abuse of discharged gay military members, the belles of WWII, and the first trans man’s phalloplasty. These are just some of the things we talk about when we discuss World War 2, as requested by Gap Bridger Mark Wolcott.

In this episode: News- 5:51 || Main Topic (World War II)- 16:28 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:21

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Gayish: 252 Cher

In an alternate universe, the title of this episode is “Bonnie Jo Mason.”

In this episode: News- 3:29 || Main Topic (Cher)- 18:23 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:00

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike talks about the only other Cher that’s important.

Gayish: 251 Chastity

Lock up your ears and submit to… our discussion about chastity. Happy Locktober, everyone!

In this episode: News- 4:46 || Main Topic (Chastity)- 16:02 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:52

Coming soon to the bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan shares his personal experience locking his junk. Join at

Gayish: 250 Q&A

IT’S BEEN 250 EPISODES! Who knew gays could commit to something for that long? We celebrate with a livestream featuring Q&As, announcements, and gifts.

In this episode: News- 2:12 || Main Topic (Q&A)- 15:31 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:56:10

Coming to the Patreon segment, a really fun lightning round of questions, including questions for Fucking Dan!

Gayish: 249 Twinks

BUT REALLY, WHAT IS A TWINK? We explore twinks hard and deep with the etymology of twinks, twink tops, the twink lifecycle, Tyler Oakley, twink erasure, twinking in video games, twink erasure, and the Twink Buttle Royal. Can you even handle that much twink!? (Yes. Yes you can.)

Send in your questions for our Q&A episode, livestreaming on Sunday, Oct. 17 @ 2pm Pacific.

In this episode: News- 5:39 || Main Topic (Twinks)- 25:24|| Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:05

On Monday’s bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about the Twinkie Defense, which is not what kyle thinks it is, and important (and tragic) LGBT history of it.

Gayish: 248 Biting

Thanks to our Gap Bridgers, we talk about everything biting has to offer: rough sex, love bites, the etymology of “bite me,” nipple biting, dick biting, queer vampires, and so much more.

In this episode: News- 0:58 || Main Topic (Biting)- 15:43 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:08:30

On Monday’s bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan will talk about the various uses of snake biting kits that could help both Kyles and trans people alike.

Gayish: 247 Fragrances

From the new trends of unisex fragrances, man musk, and Cumming to the old classics of whale poop, beaver goo, and musk taint, we hit all the top (and bottom) notes when we talk about fragrances, as requested by Gap Bridger Thomas B.

In this episode: News- 1:16 || Main Topic (Fragrances)- 16:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:09

On Monday’s bonus Patreon segment, werewolf balls. I mean, there’s more to it, but all I remember is werewolf balls. Get bonus content like this by joining at

Gayish: 246 Hometown: Live from Yakima Pride

Mike and Kyle return to where Mike grew up for Yakima Pride to talk about their hometowns and the often-ignored US LGBT rural population. Plus, Joshua Hastings, VP of Yakima Pride, shares what it’s been like moving away, then back to, Yakima and planning the local Pride.

In this episode: News- 4:54 || Main Topic (Hometown)- 14:32 || Guest (Joshua Hastings)- 45:50 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:45

Coming Monday, a rollercoaster ride of a Patreon segment where Fucking Dan gets Mike and Kyle to act out slash fiction from a popular franchise. For this and over 60 hrs of bonus content), join at the $5/mo. level.