Gayish: 226 Horses

Look, this one gets weird. We talk about everything from the gay straightness of the Kentucky Derby, racing horse or porn star, etymology of “hung like a horse,” the comparative size of animal penises, how porn star dicks aren’t real, and bronies.

In this episode: News- 2:05 || Main Topic (Horses)- 13:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:52

Join Patreon to get access to the bonus segment for this episode, which is Fucking Dan talking about that one guy that got fucked to death by a horse. Bonus segments come out on Mondays.

Gayish: 225 Transgender (w/ Sarah Ray from SarahTalk Podcast)

Caitlyn Jenner. Bulges and tucking. Peeing standing up. Topping when trans. “The surgery.” Richard Dawkins. We ask special guest Sarah Ray all the things you’re not supposed to ask a trans person.

In this episode: News- 3:18 || Main Topic (Transgender)- 16:54 || Guest (Sarah Ray)- 19:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:50

On Monday’s Patreon segment, Fucking Dan asks Sarah “a doozy of a question.” Sign up for bonus content at

Gayish: 224 Socks

Socks can be a fetish, clean-up tool, FTM packer, puppet, and a way to prove you’re not gay. Yes, this is our most sockual episode yet.

In this episode: News- 1:10 || Main Topic (Socks)- 16:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:43

On Monday’s Patreon segment, Fucking Dan tells us about Socks the Cat. Join for more sockful content at

Gayish: 222 (Iced) Coffee

Why is iced coffee a gay stereotype? Also, coffee gays from history, coffee news from, decaf coffee guilt, and São Paulo.

In this episode: News- 4:25 || Main Topic (Coffee)- 17:45 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:00

On Monday’s Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about his experience ingesting coffee non-mouthily the morning before recording.

Gayish: 221 Foreplay

HAPPY FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO US! Mike and Kyle celebrate with a livestream and foreplay.

In this episode: News- 3:57 || Main Topic (Foreplay)- 22:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:01

On Monday’s Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about the after-play to complement your ‘fore-play. Get access at

Gayish: 220 Republicans

Are you a Republican’t or a Republican? We talk about LGBT Republicans, and Mike tries not to yell while Kyle tries to keep the peace.
In this episode: News- 1:40 || Main Topic (Republicans)- 17:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:25:33
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Gayish: 219 Auto Racing (w/ Charlie Martin)

“Things had to get really bad before they got worse.” Race car driver, trans activist, and Ninja Warrior champion Charlie Martin shares her very personal experience of transitioning (and thriving) in the male-dominated world of auto racing. Plus, Mike and Kyle try their best to remember to talk about racing.

In this episode: News- 1:53 || Main Topic (Auto Racing)- 17:39 || Guest (Charlie Martin)- 23:18 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:21:05

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Gayish: 217 Jealousy

What do Mike’s ex-wife and Nick Jonas have in common? They both get jealous. (To be fair, it’s their right to be hellish.) Thanks to our Patreon Gap Bridgers for voting on this topic.

In this episode: News- 5:30 || Main Topic (Butterflies)- 17:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:15:42

On Monday’s Patreon bonus segment, Fucking Dan administers a jealously quiz to Mike and Kyle to see where their jealousy line is when in a relationship.