Gayish: 155 App Makeover (w/ Tiffany Troiano and Nicole Firestone)

Mike’s Scruff game is… wanting. Kyle tears his profile apart with the help of two experts, Tiffany Troiano and Nicole Firestone, to help his online persona reflect the amazing person we know that he is. In this episode: News- 6:44 || Main Topic (App Makeover)- 16:23 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:53 On Monday, Dan will flip the script by giving Scruff a makeover on the bonus Patreon segment,  which will be available at

Gayish: 154 Cigars

Are cigars #TotesMasc or are they pseudo-penises for your mouth? We check in on the science when we talk about the stereotypes of cigars.

In this episode: News- 1:43 || Main Topic (Cigars)- 13:30 || Gayest & Straightest- 57:46

On the Monday bonus segment, Fucking Dan talks about cigar fetishes, including his cigar fetish fantasies. Get early access to episodes an bonus content at

Gayish: 152 Fitness

You may be setting fitness goals for the new year, and we have some advice for you (and for ourselves).

Also, Richard Simmons.In this episode: News- 5:41 || Main Topic (Fitness)- 16:37 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:16:58

Coming Monday (spell “coming”), Fucking Dan talks about his own fitness journey. For early access to episodes, plus lots of bonus content, go to

Gayish: 151 Fruit

Why does fruit mean gay? Mike explains its origin in connection to a secret gay language. Plus, Urban Dictionary, Skittles, fruit booty, and more.

In this episode: News- 7:00 || Main Topic (Fruit)- 12:54 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:33

Also, Fucking Dan tells us whether pineapple really makes your cum taste better in the bonus Patreon segment, coming on Monday. Support us & get bonus content at

Gayish: 150 Q&Gay

You have gayish questions. We have gayish answers. We celebrate our 150th episode with a very special Q&A from you, the gayish listeners!  What are Mike and Kyle’s favorite episodes?  How much math did you all ask us to do?  How many notches are on Mike’s bedpost for his lifetime, and is it more or less than Kyle’s number this week?

Gayish: 149 Jerking Off

Mike goes to a jerk-off club and talks about meeting the love of his life. Plus, jerk-off related gayta, euphemisms, and religious teachings.

In this episode: News- 8:21 || Main Topic (Jerking Off)- 14:08 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:20:15

This Monday, we’ll release our bonus Patreon segment from Fucking Dan about how he cured his premature ejaculation. Bonus content and more available at

Gayish: 148 Jocks (w/ Brock McGillis)

We cover everything from jocks, jockstraps, straight guys, and Grindr to self-hatred and suicide with our guest Brock McGillis, the first openly gay professional hockey player. Check out his upcoming TV show, This Is Shit, with RuPaul’s Drag Race alumni and star Mrs. Kasha Davis, at

In this episode: News- 6:49 || Main Topic (Jocks)- 17:32 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:05:38

Coming soon to Patreon, a bonus segment from Dan covering jockstrap mystery. Get bonus segments and episodes at

Gayish: 147 Anxiety

Kyle either has anxiety or just an extreme case of anxiety about whether he has anxiety or not. Mike only has anxiety sometimes, but when he does apparently it makes life difficult in the bedroom.  Try not to bite your nails as we talk about the all too common issue of anxiety, something that everyone deals with but especially gay people.

Gayish: 146 Daddies

Are you my Daddy? We rev up our BDE (Big Daddy Energy) to answer the all-important question of whether Mike is Daddy.

In this episode: News- 2:52 || Main Topic (Daddies)- 17:02 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:12

To get a bonus segment with Fucking Dan’s real-life daddy, who is also 12 years younger than him, go to