Gayish: 211 Vacuums

Are vacuums gay? We figure out if there’s truth to Mike’s personal gay stereotype by talking about vacuum fucking, the division of household chores, a vacuum coming out story, and vacuum-based sex toys.

In this episode: News- 1:12 || Main Topic (Vacuums)- 13:56 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:10:15

Gayish: 210 Tops

Total tops. Oral tops. Short tops. Poor tops. Lesbian tops. Stone tops. Mike’s topness. Timid turtle tops. There are so many different tops inside this episode!

In this episode: News- 1:17 || Main Topic (Tops)- 18:12 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:22

And coming on Monday, Fucking Dan’s bonus segment featuring tip top top tips from his top tops!

Gayish: 209 Musicals

Here’s the deal. We both like musicals. We really like musicals. But we’re not, like, super all about them. We talked about musicals. And sing some. And talk about how gay they are. Look, we did our best, okay?

Also, stick around ’til the end for a trailer of our brand new podcast, Have A Nice Gay!

In this episode: News- 3:35 || Main Topic (Musicals)- 25:08 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:05

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Gayish: 208 Sobriety (w/ Davey Wavey)

THIS IS NOT AN INTERVENTION. Drinking issues are pervasive in the gay community, and Mike and Kyle explore them with special guest Davey Wavey, who has never had a drink in his life. BUT THIS IS NOT AN INTERVENTION.

In this episode: News- 2:07 || Main Topic (Sobriety)- 11:15 || Guest (Davey Wavey)- 26:15 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:08:03

On Monday’s Patreon bonus segment, more with Davey Wavey, who called this segment more interesting than the regular episode.

Gayish: 206 Holiday Specials (w/ BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon)

Gayish 206: Holiday Specials (w/ BenDeLaCreme & Jinkx Monsoon)

Mike fucks up, there’s a gayta throw down, and we have legit famous people on. This episode IS special! BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon join us to talk about Drag Race fans, drag as an art form, intolerance within the LGBTQ+ community, and The Jinkx and Dela Holiday Special, available on now on Hulu or

In this episode: News- 1:39 || Main Topic (Holiday Specials)- 10:43 || Guests (BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon)- 24:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:02:08

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Gayish: 205 Alone


You are not alone in feeling alone. Whether it’s not dating, having no roommates, being socially isolated, or general gay singleness, we talk about all the ways gays are experiencing aloneness. And why it’s important to talk about.

In this episode: News- 2:18 || Main Topic (Alone)- 13:19 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:27:26

On Monday, Fucking Dan’s Patreon bonus segment sheds some like on solo polyamory and how it’s not the paradox you might think it is.

Gayish: 204 Sitcoms (w/ Gayest Episode Ever)

Do you at least LIKE Lucy?  The boys are joined by Drew Mackie and Glen Lakin from the podcast Gayest Episode Ever to talk about sitcoms. From the old classics like Golden Girls and Cheers, to the new Saved by the Bell, we take a look at the lasting impact sitcoms have had on television, gay culture, and our hearts.

In this episode: News- 4:29 || Main Topic (Sitcoms)- 17:44 || Guests (Gayest Episode Ever)- 30:25 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:51

More with Gayest Episode Ever will be posted on Monday’s bonus Patreon segment.

Gayish: 203 Hunting

We blame you, Gap Bridgers, for this episode. Our genuine discussion of hunting leads to conversations about daddy issues, Pink Pistols, lesbian bars, and farms.

In this episode: News- 2:08 || Main Topic (Hunting)- 15:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:02

On Monday, Patreon members will get to hear(?) our weird segment about gay porn hunting. Join at

Gayish: 202 Chosen Family (w/ Minoritea Report)

Chosen Family is important to LGBTQ people year-round, but especially during holidays like Thanksgiving. We invite the guys from the podcast Minoritea Report to join our chosen family this episode.

In this episode: News- 2:11 || Main Topic (Chosen Family)- 13:13 || Guests (Minoritea Report)- 20:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:04

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